Sorry about the Detroit race guys.
Uhm, y’know, there’s this place not too far away with a little airport that used to host a race right about the same time of the year. Seems to me it used to be pretty interesting to watch. I don’t think they’re gonna be doing a whole lot that weekend, and the local economy stinks, so you’d hardly notice the difference from Detroit.

I’ll be over at the mayor’s office holding your spot in line, ‘kay?
Hat tip to Pressdog for a great post.